Description
Magical Penis Wine is a Chinese medicinal wine consumed to help with impotence. The name on the bottle translates to “God Whip Wine” with “Gecko Male Testicle Wine Treasure”. Other names for this wine can be called “Holy Penis Wine”, “Wine of God’s Penis”, “Wine of the Holy Penis”, “Godpenis Wine”, and “Three Penis Wine”. Another name for this wine is “Tezhi Sanbian Jiu” or “Three-Penis Liquor”. Tezhi Sanbian Jiu typically consists of seal, deer, and dog penises. The seal penis and dog penis are added for therapeutic reasons. The deer penis is added to improve your kidney health and strengthen your male genitalia.
Magical Penis Wine Tasting Notes
This rice wine spirit comes in a variety of variations depending on where you buy it from and the origination of the wine itself. The wine is consumed to help increase male vitality, although no clinical studies have proven that it works. The wine is very potent and can act as an aphrodisiac or a natural viagra. The rice wine tastes like a Port wine that has expired, which adds a tangy vinegar taste to the wine. You do get some notes of prunes. But overall, the wine does not taste good at all. We would only recommend this as a joke or novelty.
| Characteristic | Magical Penis Wine |
| Sweetness | Sweet |
| Tannins | Low |
| Body | Medium |
| Tasting Notes | Prunes, Vinegar |
| Popularity | N/A |
| ABV % | 30% ABV |
Three Penis Wine
For anyone familiar with the hit show “The League”, the main character named Taco tries to start a business around buying and selling Magical Three Penis Wine. In the show, he says the wine is perfect for college students, sex addicts and felons. His wine consists of deer, dog and snake penis. You can see his full infomercial video below. His company TacoCorp is the exclusive distributor of Three Penis Wine. However, Three Penis Wine exists and it can be found typically in Chinese grocery stores or markets.
Magical Penis Wine Review
We were not brave enough to try this wine ourselves. We are planning on buying a bottle or two to play as a joke to our friends though. Vivino gives this wine 3 out of 5 stars, so we will follow that rating for now. If we ever get brave enough to try this for ourselves, we will update our rating.
